Colly spends every Saturday going door to door in his best suit whilst his neighbours pretend they're out. It's not a religious thing, they've met him before.
The Police stopped Rapples for speeding across London Bridge yesterday. He scared the life out of the taxi drivers with his shouting and clenching of his fist
Kleban's got some lovely puppies for sale. He can't work out why no one has called round to take up his offer to call round to look at them before deciding to buy.
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