Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Sleeper is a Russian spy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly thinks that the local cats are all secretly spying on his house, waiting until he's away before doing toxic turds in the middle of the lawn.

Its

'a Cat thing'

apparently.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug passes white stools.

 

[Kleban]

Accountantpete's eyesight is deteriorating ... if you don't believe me, take a look at his avatar.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Kleban has had to edit his avatar to hide the lipstick.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr P's cat blinks whenever Mr P has flatulence problems.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A signed photo of Noel Edmunds has pride of place in Pete's home.

 

[Kleban]

Mr Phoebus won the princely sum of 1p on Deal or No Deal ...

 

[Dayvo]

Kleban has to get up far too many times in the night for 10 pees.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Dayvo keeps lying to his GP that he's got prostrate trouble.

 

[colly]

Mr P passed man on a motorbike this morning.

His comment was............................How did he get in there?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly's a one finger typist.

 

[TVC]

Mr P is a single digit virtuoso.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC longs for "the good old days" of double digit inflation.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort took out an injunction to prevent publication of pictures of him and a certain member of the Royal family in a compromising position.