Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

If Dayvo ever sobers up he's in for a shock.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC suffers from the DT's every morning - you can imagine what a mess the bathroom is in after he has paid a visit.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Before becoming an accountant, Pete was a full time Toilet attendant.

He wasnt employed as one, he just liked spending his spare time there.

 

[TVC]

Paul has memorised the serial numbers and locations of every lamp post in Birmingham. He feels information like that is bound to come in useful one day.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is a dwarf tosser.

 

[TVC]

If someone was to call Pete a Dwarf Tosser they would be half right

 

[Kleban]

TVC is the Chairperson (notice how PC I am) of the XFactor Fan Club ...

 

[TVC]

Kleban is a ladies man. It doesn't matter how well sign posted the gents is.

 

[Ludwig]

VC failed his geology exams because he had terminal moraine on the day

 

[Kleban]

Ludwig still has stabiliser bars on his bike ....

 

[TVC]

There's nothing unstable about Kleban

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Add some Sodium to TVC and BOOM! he explodes.

 

[TVC]

MDB owns the largest collection of rectal thermometers in Wales. What is most puzzling is not that he collects rectal thermometers, but that he keeps them in Wales despite not living there.

 

[Kleban]

TVC's favourite limerick;


The cow jumped over defence, first with defeat then detail !

 

[colly]

Kleban is a a keen poet...............................'I walked about a bit by myself when I saw some daffs'........................one of his better lines.