Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Colly thinks that just cos he's an expert at playing 'Monopoly', he thinks he knows the international banking game inside out!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has been trying to get the hang of chess for years, his favourite piece is the horsey but he still can't work out how it's supposed to move.

 

[colly]

34b now. TVC's moobs are shaping up nicely.

 

[accountantpete]

According to Who's Who, Colly has a funky little boat race.

 

[Dayvo]

Despite excelling at biology at school, AP still doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

 

[Kleban]

Dayvo only buys slip on shoes or shoes with velcro fitting because he still has no idea how to tie shoelaces.

 

[Dayvo]

Kleban often gets tongue-tied and habn't goth a futhking kloo wots he's torkin a boot.

 

[colly]

Dayvo has Geordie ancestry and now and again it shows.





Mun.

 

[TVC]

Colly is pure bred Yorkshire, he's half whippet, half Tetleys.

 

[colly]

TVC and his knitting sticks are inseparable. Knit one, pearl one, knit one pearl one, is all you hear when TVC is on a roll.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort's mother made him a homosexual. She says if I give her the wool then she'll make me one too.

 

[Dayvo]

And it's quite unbelievable what you can make out of velvet.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is made out hemp - at least that's his excuse for the curious smell.

 

[colly]

ACP is calling Dayvo a bit of a dope.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is known amongst his friends as Little Weed; that's what he tells his mum as it sounds better then Fukkin Pissed.