Post a lie about the poster above.

[wildjetskier]

Colly's dolly, Molly, lives in a folly with her brolly, oh golly

 

[Kleban]

Wildjetskier auditioned for XFactor. He was jumping around so much on the stage that it partially collapsed ... he received 4 no's from the Judges.

 

[colly]

Kleban prefers to take a hansom cab don't you know.

 

[TVC]

like the Queen, Colly never carries money. The reasons differ, in his case it's because he's particularly tight.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC stopped using London underground as he kept knocking his top hat off as he got on the train.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle M has a yellow tinted monocle for days when the weather is dull.

 

[TVC]

George doesn't cycle up hill, he has a man to do that.

 

[Kleban]

TVC's favourite programme is Coronation Street

 

[Cheddar George]

Klebans favourite soap is on radio 4. He just can't wait to see what Dogger, Fisher and the rest of the characters get up to next.

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George still wears spandex trouser, satin jackets and has a mullet hairstyle.

 

[Cheddar George]

Ludwig has the hairstyle of a mullet.

 

[accountantpete]

A local by-law prevents CG wearing Loon Pants during daylight hours.

 

[wildjetskier]

Accountant pete has an unusual fetish, it includes Pampers, a fat suit, stockings and a woolen balaclava, half the time he doesn't know if hes coming or going. Well he is a young conservative

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

WJS wanted to be a Young Conservative too, but was rejected after he misspelled Conservative on the application form.

The Lib Dems now have a 'Young Conservatory' in their ranks.

 

[colly]

Back in the day Mad Doug was the shop steward and works convener for the Shire Counties Conservative MPs lot in parliament.