Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC knows what's pink and hard.

 

[colly]

3BM is thinking about George off Rainbow again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly often plays with his Twanger, but then, don't do all dogs?

 

[colly]

Mad Doug often regales the other inmates with his tales of when she was a leading light in The Dagenham Girl Pipers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly's Owner once tried to take up the bagpipes, and all was going well until Colly, being a bit too enthusiastic about the thought of bagpipes, jumped up onto where they were sitting. The next bit of the story says that there was an almighty MMMEEEEEHHHHH!!!!! noise and Colly was immediately seen running away looking scared sh*tless, before hiding behind couch in the living room.

He'd only bitten it and burst it as he was trying to be affectionate to it.

He has resolved that, if he should ever meet Bagpipes in the Wild, then he'll 'teach them a lesson they will never forget'.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug invented the Haggis.

Edited to include: And I for one thank him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly WAS a Haggis in a previous life. At least that is the conclusion he's come too after the vet told him and his owner that his legs are slightly longer on one side.

 

[KEEF]

MDB had a haggis beat 7 shades of you know what out of him once all because he wanted to smother it tomato ketchup

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Following a freak accident as a child, involving a lego brick, a Barbie doll and some margarine, Keef's nasal hairs always point due North. Weird.

 

[colly]

Tracy Emin did a realistic ''artwork'' based on Tosh. The Tate Modern rejected it as .....................f8cking weird

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly entered an Impressionist competition, buy didn't do very well as the judging panel said that what let his Monet down, was his terrible attempt at a French accent.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is always trying to blag free French Impressionist paintings, it's Monet for nothing.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's here all week folks!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM has left the building.

 

[colly]

Tosh's totty has a terrible tatty, tash, it's tosh.