Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TVC is a particular admirer of the parson's nose.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo was caught using the whole chicken.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC sometimes has problems pronouncing 'venison' and has been knocked out on more than one occasion at the butcher's when asking for some.

The old butcher doesn't like being called son, either.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo has a suck-egg mule.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's singing voice has been likened to Kate Bush on helium.

 

[colly]

What happened between Colly and the vicar's wife at the beetle drive is the talk of the parish. However, the tablecloth has been washed, so the evidence has gone. Even so, the vicar's wife still can't look the butcher in the eye.

Well he is Japanese.



Tosh and Kate's bush. We all know the truth.

 

[Ludwig]

Colly is launching the Cyclechat deoderant after a you reek moment

 

[accountantpete]

By a quirk of nature Ludwig's farts actually contain a proportion of nitrous oxide - commonly known as laughing gas.

Consequently even the vicar falls to the floor in convultions of laughter when he lets one go.

 

[colly]

The flowers in ACP window boxes grow upside down.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Having been blown away by the Japanese garden at the Chelsea Flower Show a few years ago, Colly has created what he calls an Irish garden in his back yard, basically it's a peat bog, but at least it's low maintenance he tells anybody that bothers to listen.

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy had a dump in colly's garden, he wasn't really listening, and thought he said it was accountantpetes bog.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples grandfather invented the knock knock. joke. There is a blue plaque on thr wall of the old family home, right ny the front door.

 

[TVC]

Tosh likes to slip at least two knob gags in every conversation.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC thinks that a knob gag is a male form of contraception.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP loves a pregnant.......

























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