Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Tosh's gag about a vicar and a prostitute lost him his contract with a major Christmas cracker manufacturer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is always on the pull in December.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh tried the same, but didn't get very far, so he just pulls himself instead.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's Chinese name is Wan Hung-Lo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP was regressesd to a former life under hypnosis, and it only turns out our Pete was none other than King Harold. The last thing he rembered, was some guy shouting "Don't look up your Highness....."

 

[Kleban]

Toshiba has a fetish for chocolate ice cream.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kleban was regressed also, and it appears that in a previous life, he was a Red Indian called Big Chief Mud From Bum.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is a direct descendent of Mad Douglas McMad. The infamous practitioner of all things bonkers.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's ancestors include Rasputin, Boudicca, Vlad the Impaler and Pam Ayres. Explains a lot really.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy's ambition is to boldly go where no-man has gone before. Anne Widdecombe's bedroom.

 

[Dayvo]

AP really was going to start commting to work wearing a short skirt, but after reading the thread about it, he's very wisely changed his mind.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo doesn't need the excuse of commuting to work to don a short skirt...any excuse and he's soon "working it".

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has seen the photos of Dayvo in a short skirt.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is always telling short stories.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP auditioned to be a story teller on Jackanory, but failed on the grounds that the BBC thought nobody would be able to understand his strange accent.