Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

3BM of course has the same waist line as Dolly and the same bra size as Meat Loaf.

 

[wildjetskier]

AP is Dolly Parton but wishes he had a little less Meat and a bit more Loaf

 

[colly]

WJS has a season ticket The Pencil Museum.

Pointless? I couldn't possibly say.

 

[wildjetskier]

Colly bought some viagra the other day, they arrived as eye drops, he looks real hard now

 

[Kleban]

Wildjetskier was given a prescription for Viagra the other day. His ailment - 'Mycoxaphalia' ...

 

[Andy_R]

Kleban went to the doctors yesterday and told him it hurts when he does "that". The doctor called the police. Kleban will not able allowed to do "that" for quite some time.

 

[Matthew_T]

Andy R was meant to have the R at the start of Andy.

 

[Rapples]

Matthew T is a loner. He likes to do everything on his own.

At least it's sex with someone he loves

 

[TVC]

Rapples smears himself in Marmite and gets next doors dog to lick it off.

 

[Rapples]

I live next door to TVC. I snigger to myself when I see his dog licking his face

 

[krushavik]

Poor Rapples has a bad back, he's sick of following the dog round with little poo bags that has holes in them. Hope doesn't bite his nails.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Krushavik can fool all of the people, all of the time.

 

[colly]

Tosh is only foolish for 4 weeks a year. He's an April Fool.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wildjetskier was given a prescription for Viagra the other day. His ailment - 'Mycoxaphalia' Mycoxafloppia'...

FTFY.

Tosh is only foolish for 4 weeks a year. He's an April Fool.

One year, as an April Fools Joke, Colly learned how to Miaow.

So impressive was it that he got on the

'And finally'

slot on the News At 10 that night!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's neighbours are fed up with finding him in their garden late at night, alternatively howling like a wolf and yapping like a terrier, underneath their conifer.

But then, he has often been caught throughout his life barking up the wrong tree.