Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Most people, not being computer nerds, don't know the difference between Toshiba Boy and Dellzeqq.

 

[colly]

Dayvo.....The man from Del Monte ..............he say yes !!

 

[Kleban]

Colly got evicted from the Big Brother House .... all together now ... Ahhhhhhhh

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Kleban has a plaster cast of Davina McCall's nose.

 

[TVC]

Davina McCall has a plaster cast of Mr P's penis. Now there is a story the press missed.

 

[Kleban]

TVC is deceiving you. He's not actually a Velvet Curtain but a Woolen curtain.

 

[wildjetskier]

Kleban is a wolf in sheeps clothing, he cried wolf once but soon learnt his lesson. Kleban is actually a town in the Ukraine.....HA caught you

 

[Kleban]

Kleban is a wolf in sheeps clothing, he cried wolf once but soon learnt his lesson. Kleban is actually a town in the Ukraine.....HA caught you

 

[wildjetskier]

Kleban cant type anymore ^^^^ as his wolf paws wont work !!!

 

[wildjetskier]

And (I'm not really having a go ) Check out Kleban and Headgardener's Avatar, one and the same me thinks mmm

 

[Kleban]

Nope. Headgardener and I may share the same Avatar, but we are two different forum users ...

 

[Kleban]

To avoid confusion I've changed back to my old Avatar.

Now, Wildjetskier spends too much time reading Wikipedia ...

 

[TVC]

You can tell when Kleban is reading, his lips are moving.

 

[Dayvo]

You can tell when TVC starts to 'read': a bemused look appears on his face and he frantically searches for the pictures instead.

 

[accountantpete]

When reading a book a bell sounds in Dayvo's mind whenever he gets to the end of a line.