Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Ludwig has whipped out a fantastic injunction.*



* That statement only makes sense to Ludwig

 

[Cubist]

Ludwig as a concept only makes sense to TVC

 

[TVC]

Cubist is invisible to non believers.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is bagnostic causing him to dither for ages at the supermarket checkout.

 

[Andy_R]

AP does not believe in the existence of bags, and thus carries his shopping home one piece at a time. His wife is planning to leave him for a Tesco's deliveryman.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy R's wife got him on a buy one get one free offer.

 

[Kleban]

Toshiba thinks 'Velcro is such a rip off' ...

 

[TVC]

Too tight to buy proper leg wax, Kleban used sellotape.

 

[accountantpete]

Denying that he has been brainwashed by TV, The_Velvet_Curtain uses sticky-backed plastic.

 

[Rapples]

accountantpete is a porn star known as Blue Peter

 

[TVC]

Rapples starred in Shaving Ryans' Privates.

 

[Kleban]

When Raples was a kid his favourite TV programme was Blue Peter ...

 

[Speicher]

When Kleban was a kid, Blue Peter was black and white.

 

[TVC]

Speicher still yearns for the days when the world was in sepia and every one walked just a little too fast.

 

[accountantpete]

After a hard day at work, TVC is happy to get back to the cave and put his feet up.