Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete has an evening of finger painting and Peppa Pig to look forward to, as soon as he can get the kids to sleep.

 

[Andy_R]

whereas TVC is looking forward to an evening fingering peppa

 

[TVC]

It's not where Andy sticks his finger that bothers me, it's the fact that he insists on smelling it.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC's inspirational phrase of the day today is "finger licking good!"


* you've just given me a tag line! *

 

[Archie_tect]

After a hard day down on the sewage farm, Andy_R must remember to wash his hands.

 

[accountantpete]

As a palmist, Archie finds Andy's request for a reading is not to be sniffed at.

 

[Rapples]

accountantpete is having an affair.






His right palm doesn't know what his left palm is doing

 

[TVC]

Rapples has his hands full.

 

[colly]

Grabbing a handful is TVC's main pastime. The police have his address entered as a regular on the Sat Nav.

 

[feelfattergoinguphill]

colly is indeed worried.

 

[wildjetskier]

FFGU has to use a satnav whilst having sex. He always gets the left from the right wrong and has to be told to "slow down entering a one way street" or "reverse up the alley"

 

[Cubist]

wildjetskier has prehensile nipples

 

[threebikesmcginty]

MacB is a wise guy

 

[Speicher]

TBM knows that MacB has recently posted on this thread. TBM does like to think of himself as a Stallion.

 

[krushavik]

Speicher has this thing about TBM I haven't worked it out yet, but I think she has a longing for his body.