Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

SB, contrary to popular belief, doesn't live under a bridge!

 

[Mr Pig]

Satan's Budgie's favorite TV program is Spongebob Squarepants.

 

[ACS]

Mr Pig drinks cider, drives a tractor pulling a caravan on Bank Holidays along popular A roads in the west country and loves 2nd division Scottish football.

 

[accountantpete]

Satan's Budgie wears full leathers when out riding and belongs to a gang of roadies called The Satanic Nurses.

Their annual get together - the Poodle Bash - is next week.

 

[ACS]

AccountantPete is a covert tax inspector who watches himself in shop windows while riding past on his Raleigh tricycle (circa 1958)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Satan's Budgie beats up Zebra Finches when given half a chance (and half a shandy)

 

[Speicher]

TB has good eyesight in his right eye, but it's not a patch on his left eye.

 

[Lisa21]

Speicher has NOT got a thing about Wigsie's knees

 

[ACS]

Lisa21 is a stunt double for Danger Mouse and has a secret crush on all the Fire men from Trumpton

 

[Lisa21]

SB is actually a dyslexic beagle called Stan

 

[ACS]

Lisa21 has more shoes than Imelda Marcos

 

[Dalestar]

satans budgie's most treasured possession is the severed penis of Grigori Rasputin

 

[Sittingduck]

Dalestar smokes bananas

 

[Lisa21]

SD is wide awake and feling like he could do a 50 miler without stopping for breath

 

[Sittingduck]

^

Lisa won a bronze medal in the men's clean n jerk weighlifting (Barcelona 92 Olympics)