Post a lie about the poster above.

[ACS]

SD is in love with a standing Mallard

 

[Sittingduck]

SB gave up a promising career as a cheerleader when he started to develop chest hair

 

[ComedyPilot]

SD is hoping for a development of chest hair so he can give up his cheerleading career.

 

[Sittingduck]

CP owns the largest collection of bar towels in the whole of Africa.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

SD is a butler

"you rang Mallard"

 

[colly]

Oliver Cromwell's head is thought to be buried in Sidney Sussex College in Cambridge. Re-interred some 300 years after it was 'lifted' from Westminster Abbey.
The truth is 3BM has it in his bathroom cabinet.

 

[Sittingduck]

Colly did Miss Scarlet in the billiard room with the lead pipe!

 

[Speicher]

SD likes Blackberry cordial and hot chocolate - in the same glass.

 

[Sittingduck]

Speicher is not as wise as she looks

 

[Speicher]

Sd cannot swim, he just paddles in the shallows.

 

[colly]

Speicher is good at henpecking.

 

[Speicher]

Colly flowers

 

[Lisa21]

Speicher is saucy

 

[Sittingduck]

Lisa got a dog because she's too cool for cats

 

[Lisa21]

SD has a fear of hoisin sauce