Post a lie about the poster above.

[longers]

^ If that's true do you have to miss a go?

 

[Sittingduck]

Lisa recently confessed to sauce / garnish addiction at a local support group

Longers will never know the truth^

 

[Lisa21]

SD's father was an escaped Zebra from Longleat, he is very ashamed of this and tries desperately to cover his stripes with concealer

 

[Sittingduck]

Lisa's favourite dish is loin of unicorn, served with cheddar mash and mange tout. She also has a thing about zebras!

 

[ACS]

SD has the Queens permission to stuff swans

 

[joolsybools]

Sitting duck is now in a pancake with some cucumber and ho sin sauce.

I can't believe this thread is still going. Is it still pervy and childish?!

 

[ACS]

JB is just a pervy and childish as the rest of us.

 

[colly]

joolsybools DOES believe this thread is still going.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

joolsybools in on the run from Interpol for trafficking radishes.

 

[Sittingduck]

Both the Budgie of Satan & Joolsybools were arrested (later released without charge) and questioned during the great hamburger heist of 1983

EDIT: FFS I cant type quickly enough *cry*

 

[PaulB]

yorkshiregoth is a founder member of the Women's Institute.

 

[ACS]

Colly invented the clangers during a stormy night at sea just south of the Falkland Islands

 

[colly]

PaulB thinks tinsel is a great way of sprucing up his pushbike

 

[PaulB]

PaulB thinks tinsel is a great way of sprucing up his pushbike

You lyin' get!

 

[ACS]

Both the Budgie of Satan & Joolsybools were arrested (later released without charge) and questioned during the great hamburger heist of 1983

EDIT: FFS I cant type quickly enough *cry*

It was me and society was to blame

PaulB was christened John Thomas but could not understand why people laughed at his name so he changed it