Post a lie about the poster above.

[Sittingduck]

SB went the distance but lost on points Vs Tyson back in 1994

 

[colly]

Sittingduck can't stand on his own two feet

 

[Lisa21]

SD gave up on concealer to mask his stripes and began using red lipstick to draw attention away from them instead

 

[Lisa21]

Colly wobbles

 

[Sittingduck]

The posters on this thread always make original replies

Lisa once had her lipstick collection stolen but the culprit is still at large.

 

[colly]

Lisa's avatar is really a self portrait

 

[ACS]

Lisa21 was an olympic torch carrier for the 1936 games but got lost near Barking so took the flame home where she still uses it today to warm her muffins

 

[Aperitif]

satans budgie has paintings by Millet on the wall...

 

[accountantpete]

In case of disaster Satan's Budgie has stockpiled 2 metric tons of Trill.

 

[tdr1nka]

accountantpete is really a shepherdess from Crawley.

 

[colly]

accountantpete should really be spelled accountantpeat seeing as how he is fit for burning

 

[Sittingduck]

those arent swimming goggles in colly's avatar. They're Prada prescription varifoculs

 

[ACS]

tdr1nka had an intimate relationship with a chavette from Glasgow and the next generation of Neds was born.

 

[tdr1nka]

satans budgie lives in a shed in Geoff Cape's garden.

 

[accountantpete]

Tdr1nka has taken to jumping out of planes using Ann Widdecombe's bra as a parachute.