Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's neighbours are having a pow-wow tonight, to discuss the 40 foot totem pole he erected in his back garden over the weekend.

 

[Cubist]

No impressive erections to be seen chez Toshi I'm afraid

 

[TVC]

Cubist's nickname is tripod.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist's attempt to implement a workers co-operative led free state, to break away from the rest of the UK, met with violent opposition.....at his local Parish Council. - Mrs Jones led the combined WI / OAP Monday Club in a severe handbagging;, with Cubist only saved by the intervention of Reverend Smythe-Watkins.

 

[TVC]

Tosh knows to keep it simple and get in first.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is just like the Germans and their bl**dy towel covered sun loungers at the crack of dawn.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tb has a more relaxed style... he prefers carpet bombing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever he flies abroad on holiday, Archie continually hums The Dambuster's March.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba boy flies undone.

 

[colly]

ACP is not bothered about his fly being undone.


'After all' he reasons ' Dead birds don't fall out of nests'

 

[Cubist]

colly wears swimming trunks in the shower. He thinks it's wrong to look down on the unemployed

 

[Toshiba Boy]

What with the weather turning colder coupled with lack of use, Cubist is concerned he may be looking at a counter-sunk scenario

 

[colly]

colly wears swimming trunks in the shower. He thinks it's wrong to look down on the unemployed

Cubist packed his trunk and said goodbye to the circus. Just as well seeing as they already had a bearded lady.

Ditto Tosh.

 

[Speicher]

Colly knows that I would never have been as rude as Cubist was.

Colly manages to fit a very large amount in his trunks.














When he goes on holiday, he always has to pay an excess baggage charge.

 

[Cubist]

The last person to mention Speicher's excess baggage was subjected to her Paddington Hard Stare and a very angry hoot.