Archie is resting this week after winning the local Gurning Championships at the weekend.
The thing is, he only turned up to watch, but was pulled out of the crowd and immediately made the red hot favourite. He couldn't understand why all the beaten finalists seemed to be really straining their faces in their unsuccessful bids to beat him.
Toshiba Boy went to a Masked Ball. He wore a mask of the Elephant Man. He still cannot understand why so many people fainted when he took the mask off.
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