Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB recently returned from a holiday to Tanzania. His competitive streak meant he couldn't resist having a go at the latest craze.....giraffe racing.

Turns out our own MDB is a natural, winning both races he entered, the first quite easily, the second, after a photo finish, being given to him by a long neck.

 

[colly]

A man of few words our Tosh

 

[Cubist]

Colly's last up again

 

[Speicher]

Cubist isn't in bed yet, so he is going home.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she is going to the local newsagents run by a good friend this morning to buy the daily papers.

Apparently he is wanting to give her a large pull out suppliment.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB is in all the tabloids today.

He can't believe how expensive it is to advertise in them all, but he's got to shift those job lot of navy and beige slacks somehow.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy is in the same boat, except that he is trying to sell all those commemorative 'Victory to Gadaffi!' plates and mugs he bought at a 'bargain' price.

 

[wildjetskier]

MDB cant read yet but he loves the pictures especially the intelligent pretty lady on page 3....he especially likes Melanie 22 Somerset

 

[Cubist]

Wildjetskier appears in the stained glass window of his local church

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist still thinks that the people in the stained glass windows of his church are all the people who have died there over the years.

He has images of people dying of old age during particularly long services and the like.

 

[Cubist]

MDB has stained a few windows in his time

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The less said about Cubist's bedsheets the better.

No, no, Cubist, blaming 'the Dog' is getting a bit tiresome, particularly as you don't HAVE a dog!

 

[Cubist]

"Blaming the dog" has a whole new meaning up MDB's way

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist models himself on Jack Regan...



"We're t' Yorkshire Flying Squad and we've not had us meat n taty pie, gravy and musheh pays"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM models himself......he's a hit on the catwalk.