Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

TB doesn't believe in tea in the afternoon.

late correction there TB!

AP's more of a "sit down with pipe and slippers in the afternoon" sort of guy.

...and if he's feeling really adventurous, a good old horlicks last thing at night.

 

[Speicher]

ACP Tosh has borders full of flowers in his bedroom cabin.

 

[accountantpete]

As a keen gardener TB has been advising Speicher on the appearance of her box.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP's has an unlimited supply of liquid fertilizer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has dandelions sprouting in the most unusual places...at least, that's what his Doctor said.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is a doyenne of pubic topiary.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is Grand Vizier White Witch of the East Mercian Coven.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh really DOES have green fingers. He has been told to get it seen to at the doctors as it has really started to stink out Toshiba Mansions.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doogie operates a slash and burn land management policy - although in his case it is burn and then slash.

 

[TVC]

TVC is Grand Vizier White Witch of the East Mercian Coven.

Shhhh!


MDB is never happier than with a gas mask and a length of garden hose.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB TVC's inside leg measurement changes everyday, depending on the humidity factor.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Shhh! I thought our secret rendevous were to remain.... well, secret!

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has never had an inside leg, or a silly mid off.
[MDB keeps his inside leg in a box]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's secret rendevous sessions, are never that secret, in fact he tells just about everybody about them, but always with the disclaimer "pssst, don't tell anybody else about this, nudge, nudge, wink, wink".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...and Archie's still trying to bowl a maiden over.