Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Keith Oates cycling computer consists of a pencil, paper, a sundial and a length of knotted string.
It is not very accurate.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Colly once started a fight with a small hamster he found wandering the aisles at his local Tesco. The RSPCA were called, and intervened, and he has been the subject of a restraining order ever since.

 

[PaulB]

Sh4rkyBloke is the first man mentioned in the Bible.


Oh hang on, no. That was Chap 1, wasn't it?


Sh4rkyBloke was the second man mentioned in the Bible.

 

[Mr Pig]

PaulB wears odd socks at all times because he thinks it's lucky.

 

[Cubist]

Mr Pig was the Eastenders extra who chalked he word "bollocks" on the dartboard

 

[Speicher]

Cubist's recent paintings tend towards the genre of Impressionists. The frames are said to be particularly interesting.

 

[colly]

The previous poster is an accomplished public speaker, especially when she has been on the sauce.

Hence the monicker.

 

[Lisa21]

Colly cannot cycle past a field of sheep without trying to round them all up.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher is saving up for his own Chinchilla farm in Aachen

 

[colly]

Colly cannot cycle past a field of sheep without trying to round them all up.

Now that IS a lie.

I only round up the pretty ones.

 

[Lisa21]

When Colly is rounding up the pretty ones he tries counting them but falls asleep so they all get away again

 

[TheDoctor]

Lisa21 has invested in a sheepskin coat in hope of some 'action'.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor will be first in the queue to see the new film called "The Time Traveller's Wife".

 

[Mr Pig]

Speicher's favourite food is cornflakes with Marmite.

 

[TheDoctor]

Mr Pig is really a ewe named Flossie.