Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

User only ever drinks Zebra milk before, during and after his meals

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Toshiba Boy only eats microchips

 

[colly]

sharkybloke wears false teeth.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Colly wears them after I've finished with them.

 

[Aperitif]

[Pedant]

An apéritif is drunk before a meal, to stimulate digestion. A digestif is drunk after a meal.

[/Pedant]


As you were....

<It's ok Reg - he was lying - the toad!>

Sh4rkybloke is Finnish...

 

[Landslide]

Aperitif is employed as a professional assentor - he gets £2.50 per nod...

 

[colly]

Landslide slips up.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly often rides round and round in circles, chasing his back wheel, and barking madly... his fellow riders have learned to throw him a stick to break him out of this mindset.

 

[Aperitif]

Aperitif is employed as a professional assentor - he gets £2.50 per nod...

This could go in the 'Hall of Fame' Landers... Now if only you had written £2.51 (my preference) I would have been very impressed!

Colly flours before kneading bread - too sticky otherwise.

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif approves of home-made bread, but er he gets in a jam when he tries it himself.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Speicher wears nothing but a pair of long gloves to bed each night. I know, I've watched from up the lamppost opposite her bedroom window.

 

[Aperitif]

Sh4rkybloke is the moth of invention...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

erm.....oh....ahhhhh - I've run out of lies!


next!

 

[Aperitif]

threeliesmcginty is out on his bike...

 

[Landslide]

Speicher wears nothing but a pair of long gloves to bed each night. I know, I've watched from up the lamppost opposite her bedroom window.

Given that the object of the thread is to post a lie about (in this instance) Speicher, are we to take it that the statement concerning you is true???

'teef can ice-skate...



...in rollerblades.