Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

when asked " whats black and white underneath and brown on top" dayvo repliied ..."a nun with the monk on"

 

[colly]

Roadrash wears a dirty habit.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly yearns to have a dirty habit

 

[colly]

CP's natural habitat is Habitat.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly's tongue is so long, he could lick his own eyeballs clean

 

[Archie_tect]

CP is a welcome distraction.

 

[colly]

Archie is a weirmouse.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly has one leg shorter than the other, and uses a shoe with a 90cm platform sole to compensate for the difference

 

[TVC]

CP is known as the hunchfront of Pocklington.

 

[ComedyPilot]

The Velvet Curtain lives a life as a lie, secretly wishing he'd been named 'beef' instead.

 

[TVC]

Mort has often tried to grow his own 'tash, but each time one comes through it just makes him look like the kind of guy that isn't allowed anywhere near a school.

 

[ComedyPilot]

TVC spent many an idle hour sat in the classroom, staring out of the window, admiring the facial hair of men at the school gate.

 

[TVC]

I knew I's seen CP somewhere before.

 

[colly]

TVC knows the address of all YMCA hostels within 100 miles of his house.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly knows the address and telephone number of all members of the Village People