Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mr P feels he's under valued, he's not, that is the going price for someone like him.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC! No-one like him!

 

[TVC]

The 's' on Dayvo's keyboard is broken again.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC understand humour!

 

[colly]

Dayvo is a fast breeder. Doesn't react much though.

 

[TVC]

Colly is like Dounreay. Useful once, now just an expensive contaminated lump.

 

[Dayvo]

If TVC's name was translated into Welsh, it'd be Dai O'Reer

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This week, Dayvo has mostly been eating peas.

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB uses a snooker cue as a tooth-pick

 

[Mr Phoebus]

CP can eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

 

[TVC]

Mr P's new teeth are modelled on those of a famous sports star. Red Rum.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC really DOES have to go the vet to get his teeth seen too. The vet has some new bite proof gloves this time, but TVC still insists it was an accident and he'll try and make sure it never happens again.

Colly recommended the Vet to him.

 

[accountantpete]

The Bermuda Triangle mysteriously disappeared when Mad Doug flew over the area.

 

[TVC]

Dairylea triangles tend to disappear when Pete is in the area.

 

[Dayvo]

I daren't mention what TVC does with the Toblerone bar!