Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's been looking for a replacement for his worn out Margaret Thatcher blow up doll.

 

[TVC]

It's only worn out because to loaned it out to Tosh

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is said to have a job lot, but he's keeping them all to himself.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh's bed was once described as "a bit wet" by Margaret Thatcher

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP was said to be a little too dry, even for Maggie.

 

[TVC]

Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime. Tosh always has a shiny tool.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is known locally as Mr Muscle.

 

[TVC]

Pete keeps the cat amused for hours by stripping naked and twitching his funny little muscle.

 

[colly]

Whereas TVC likes to amuse his monkey with frequent spankings.

 

[TVC]

As Colly always says, it belongs to him so he'll wash it as fast as he likes.

 

[colly]

TVC is SO looking forward to giving his usual Christmas day rendition of 'I feel Pretty'.

 

[accountantpete]

colly's parrot taught him some naughty swear words.

 

[TVC]

Pete can talk to Dolphins. They don't reply, frankly they think he's a bit beneath them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When relatives come round during the festive period, TVC never tires of showing the younger ones how best to catapult a fork off the table and across the room whilst everyone is eating.

It wouldn't be so bad, but it hit the dog the last time he did it, and once before whilst 'practicing' his technique (you need the right wrist action apparently), he managed to pucture his blow up doll, right in the knocke.... Knocked knees.

He keeps 'Ulrika' well out of range these days.

 

[colly]

I wondered who would break the post Christmas ceasefire.

Mad Doug is still unwrapping his presents.


I hope you had a good Chrissy MD.