Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

The Velvet Cutain crashed his bike through a window of his local bakers and has left a string of broken tarts

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she has recently taken up baking, and that Ludwig keeps on asking if he can see her baps.


Da dum kish!!

 

[TVC]

Mort speaks fluent Drunk. He can order a kebab in seven different dialects of Pished.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has invited us all round to his for drinkies and nibbles tonight. Wayhey!

 

[TVC]

Nearly everybody Tosh, nearly everybody.

Tosh knows who I've not invited.

 

[Speicher]

TVC knows that I do not know that I have not been invited.

 

[TVC]

Speicher doesn't know where to find me at midnight

 

[colly]

TVC doesn't even know where Lutterworth is.

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly keeps hearing strange clicks in his right ear.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hover Fly's inability to swallow, has left him foaming at the mouth.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is sunbathing on his Zummerzet beach... he has just turned over having successfully sandblasted his left side.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is now fully grown, and has reached the height of 7' 9".

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher looks up to Archie.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete gets down from an elephant.

 

[Speicher]

TBM's posts are often truncated.