Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher's first name is Nelly.

 

[Speicher]

tsk tsk

Accountantpete has pachydermatitus.

 

[Ludwig]

Specheir went into a jam factory hoping to land a plum job

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig could not get through the revolving door to that factory.

He got his foot jammed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher left the jam factory door a jar.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is making a surprise runny jam - it's ex-pectin the unexpected.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP's favourite runny jam is rhubarb with extra prunes.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tried making some jam and got in a real pickle. You should have seen the mess on the ceiling.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort is currently listening to Spotify.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's got nothing on but the radio.

 

[Speicher]

TBM is full of remorse about that comment.


Look, I cannot sit here all day, enjoying myself, I have important things to do!

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort was the losing Opportunity Knocks finalist to Engelbert Humperdink.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie means that most sincerely, folks.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It was Pete that learnt Mark Cavendish to say "y'know" in every sentence.

 

[TVC]

Pete couldn't have done it without Mr P and the rest of the team who have been great all year.