Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher is going to be late for her blue rinse.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's Colly's so glad she he kept all those old Lira, Paseta and Drachmas in her his top draw. "Roll on the end of the Euro!" she he keeps yelling at the Six O'Clock News.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba is drawing on his experience.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's drawn a crowd.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort's had his Didgeridoo confiscated.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has just blown it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie tried to blow his own trumpet the other day, only to find out he's more of a trombone sort of guy.

 

[Archie_tect]

[ Always wanted to try a trombone!]

Tosh knows Mrs Barracrumble.

 

[accountantpete]

[ Always wanted to try a rusty trombone!]

FTFY

 

[Dayvo]

AP can't be accused of being a toss-pot: he's got diplomatic immunity.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo has told the Government that he could knock out a new high speed rail line to Brum for half the cost that HS2 has been forecast.

He's now rather shell-shocked to find out that they have gone with his quote and wants to know wether we can all muck in to help?

 

[colly]

Up to his neck in muck and bullets is Tosh.

Makes ya prahd to be British is does 'onest. God luvya Tosh God luvya. sniff sniff

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has been taking Windsor elocution lessons from Barbara.

 

[colly]

Archie drew up the original plans for Spofforth Castle.

 

[TVC]

Colly built the folly in Roundhay Park, he promises to finish it one day.