Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has just bought a new house in a nice spot in the Chilterns. He can't understand why it was going so cheap.
He'll find out eventually when he has TGVs hammering through his cabbage patch.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is out again I see.

Watch out Mother !!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, the last surviving participant from the 1908 London Games (Tug o' War).

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh was the boy in Kramer v. Kramer.
He was mentally scarred by Meryl Streep.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie was the Childcatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, honestly, his nose really is like that.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The Childcatcher tempted TB out of hiding with one measly penny chew.

 

[colly]

Mr P like to while away the hours up Penny Lane.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly tried to get off with Ms Moneypenny recently, but instead of the wild night Colly anticipated, she just led him up the garden path instead. On his lead.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug looks back to his days as a Playboy 'centrefold' with great fondness.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly looks back on MDB's days as a Playboy "centrefold" with a wistful smile.

 

[colly]

Tosh was MDB's fluffer for the photoshoot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly was renowned as the fluffiest fluffer in London during the 1980's.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy prefers to forget about where they put the stapler when he was a centrefold.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher is trying a new staple diet, but finding them a little difficult to digest.

 

[Dayvo]

TB thought Readers' Digest was a cure for dyslexia.