Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is a pheasant plucker.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP doesn't take anything lying down.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort should eat slower.

 

[Dayvo]

AT likes to go through the motions.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo likes getting his hands dirty.

 

[colly]

UM is bog standard

 

[Dayvo]

UM always looks flushed. Goes back to his school days and having his head stuffed down the bog.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Dayvo's addicted to crack. He's often seen frequenting building sites watching workmen bend over.

 

[colly]

Mr P wears loose fitting trousers. He finds it helps with meeting new people and expands (amongst other things) his social life.

 

[accountantpete]

colly's trousers have a zip at the front and a zip at the back(for emergencies).

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP always wears "cricket whites" trousers, as they give him an excuse to continually rub a ball up and down the front of them.

 

[Speicher]

Each morning while getting dressed ACP Tosh likes to sing

Zipper dee doo dah zipper dee day

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM's somewhere over the rainbow.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB can often be seen nodding away to Rod, Jane & Freddy on his iPod.

 

[Dayvo]

Mr P gets hours of innocent pleasure blowing Bubbles.