Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

UM loves to turn the other cheek.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM loves to be tickled pink.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh's catch phrase is "How pickled I am"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's normal facial expression has led to him being constantly asked whether he's in pain or got a bad case of wind.

 

[TVC]

Tosh's permanent surprised look should serve as a warning never to buy the cheapest Botox treatment available.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC can be relied upon to state most things are a load of Botox.

 

[007fair]

Archie_tect is not a battery cat at all but FREE RANGE (YES!) who loves to meander in flowery meadows of an evening whenever he is allowed time off from his computer duties

 

[TVC]

007 is often to be found in A&E whilst a fed up junior doctor tries to extract a AAA from his back passage. Each time he insists it was an accident whilst trying to change the batteries in the TV remote, naked.

 

[Edwards80]

The same applies for The Velvet Curtain but he prefers a D cell.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ed is a frequent visitor to D wing.

 

[Dayvo]

AT plays on the right wing even though he is a left-footer.

 

[Speicher]

In his early twenties, Dayvo was a flanker.

 

[Archie_tect]

One day, Speicher will be a hooker.

 

[TVC]

Archie has never worked as a pimp.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC had his ride pimped. He hasn't been able to walk properly since.