Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

If you ask Tosh "How long is a piece of string", he will answer "1.273m" and then go on to prove it from first principals.

No one likes a smarty pants.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC always keeps a few spare smarties in his pants, just in case.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy makes model aeroplanes out of milk bottle tops

 

[hotmetal]

Ludwig is a strange mechanical egg that could play the violin, back in the day when there was only 3 channels on telly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hotmetal often goes all misty eyed as he fondly remembers all the happy hours spent during his youth when he would spend a good evening in watching the Test Card.

 

[hotmetal]

In spite of his avatar, carefully picked to convince the unwary that he is related to Basil Brush, MDB in actual fact much more closely resembles the ginger girl's scary clown toy, 'Bubbles'. And it's his go in Noughts and Crosses, and has been since 1967. Come on, take your turn!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, that's true

Anyway, as well as having a crush on the REAL Bubbles, Hotmetal also used to write the dodgy music for Cefax in his spare time.

 

[TVC]

MDB is soon to make a guest appearance on Babestation.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is an artists impression of TVC when he heard this news:

 

[colly]

Mad Doug keeps ice cream in his chamber pot.

 

[Cubist]

Colly has a secret passage

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort had his quota by 00.28...

 

[TVC]

No ever quotes Archie.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is the Joey Barton of CycleChat.

 

[TVC]

Pete is the Paul Gascoigne of Cyclechat, he stands at the ready with his fishing rod and a chicken.