Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is the John Motson of CycleChat.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete is the Eddie the Eagle of CC.

 

[TVC]

Mr P is the Beth Tweddle of CC, only he looks better in a sparkly leotard.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr Phoebus likes walking up to people, piling snow down their grots and saying "how's that for a cold front?"

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is the Michael Fish of CycleChat

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete has now visited over 600 different newsagents in the vain attempt to purchase a pack of Spangles.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete is the Barlow Clowes of CycleChat

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM's breathless rendition of "Happy Birthday Mr President" is still talked about in hushed tones, excpet when they get to the bit where his dress flew up because of the upturned hot air dryer in the gents. This generally causes copious amounts of snorting and general merriment.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh keeps asking the BBC to do a remake of I Claudius, but only if he can play the part of Livia and get to bump lots of people off.

He says it will enhance his acting career no end, but it is really just so that he can look up all the togas and see all the ladie's guy's ends instead!

 

[colly]

Uncle M was turned down for a post with a local aerial installers. The erection department was fully staffed.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly's is FM - whatever that stands for.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has a short wave.

It is all the hairdresser's fault.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is hoping to break into the entertainment market with her one woman Mexican wave routine.

Think of a living statue, only not.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug knows..............Mexican midgets............it's the way to go.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly knows all about Midgets, he gave that Chihuahua down the road some of his Colly lovin' earlier.