Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mr P only slices from the West side of the ham.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly once played the part of Maria in an all male production of West side story.

 

[colly]

CG is a Jet.

 

[TVC]

Colly is a bi...





plane

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is a right Fokker

 

[TVC]

Pete is a Fairy







Swordfish

 

[colly]

TVC is a Vulcan








Bomber (It also explains the pointy ears)

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is like a sperm whale: he could 'blow' any minute.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo isn't afraid to blubber.

 

[Speicher]

Rockymountain is banned from a Tea shop in Covent Garden. He is known to be one of the four tea thieves, led by Ali Baba.

 

[colly]

Rocky had a great fall.

 

[Rapples]

colly once shat on a wall

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky don't need no education.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh, still doing resits at the university of life.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is metaphorically sitting on the outside toilet without any toilet paper.