Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Pete was once arrested for shi*ting on the dock of the bay.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG never sits, but squats on the loo seat.

 

[Cheddar George]

Everybody knows that it's Tosh on the toilet when they hear the shout "Bombs away ! ..... red leader returning to base."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG has taken to wearing a WWII bomber pilots leather helmet and flying goggles when out riding. He rides alone a lot nowadays.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort was the inspiration for both Luke and Blubber Bear on the Arkansas Chuggerbug.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM was the, er, inspiration for the 'Slag Brothers' characters in Whacky Races.

 

[accountantpete]

I'm not saying Dayvo's thick but he's just taken his brolly with him as he's heard that a space storm is about to hit Norway.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete is clearing out his wardrobe ....... he's just heard that flares are coming back.

 

[Dayvo]

A space storm is what happens inside AP's head when he has thought.

 

[Dayvo]

CG doesn't wear flares: he strictly a drainpipe trouser man. He gets them from DIY shops and happily walks like Douglas Bader.

 

[Ludwig]

Dayvo is on a Rice Crispy diet

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo only wore flares once, they set fire to his legs.

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig and threebikesmcginty ride around with balloons tied to their bikes - they go snap, crackle and pop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Despite his name, a known fact is that ACP has Dyscalcula, so he's particularly glad that nobody wears 2+4s these days. He well remembers the last time he tried to buy a pair in 1968.

The less said about that and the court appearance the better....

 

[accountantpete]

The solar flare has woken Mad Doug 12 hours early and he's flapping like a moth round a light bulb.