Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

MDB plays with his orifice all day.

 

[colly]

Mort does not understand the hole thing.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly likes to make homemade doughnuts out of Ryvita.

 

[TVC]

Doughnuts and a can of vimto - a balanced breakfast for Dayvo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's very proud of his DIY fake tan, chicken Bisto gravy's the best he reckons, you just have to wear enough Old Spice to ward of the local dog population from giving you a damn good licking.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB plays with his orifice all day.

That's what it is there for isn't it?

TVC's very proud of his DIY fake tan, chicken Bisto gravy's the best he reckons, you just have to wear enough Old Spice to ward of the local dog population from giving you a damn good licking.

Tosh has never met Dayvo.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug, the jellied eel businesses answer to Fred Dibnah.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly, the novelty balloon industry's answer to Barbara Cartland

 

[colly]

Barbara Cartland and Mad Doug will always have Grimsby.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Before doing anything remotely dangerous, Colly always shouts

'I love you Justin!!'


He's never quite explained who Justin is, but the odd nasty rumour still does the rounds every so often. The latest one involved a family sized tub of yoghurt, some baby oil and a shoehorn.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Doug Biker isn't.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rockymountain was the crayon monitor in infant school, a fact he still includes on his CV to this day.

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George got a job in a sofa shop because he is such a suite boy

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's nephew doesn't exist...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's aunt can't.