Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

There is something about it that Colly just can't quite put his finger on either

 

[threebikesmcginty]

wowha works for a high-class establishment selling quality goods.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM's off to buy the Acropolis with the spare change he found down the back of his sofa at the weekend. Result!

 

[accountantpete]

Mort is shivering his timbers as we speak.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is inspecting his rowlocks.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie thinks that Emma Freud is an arse complaint.

 

[Archie_tect]

MrP thinks you can get cream for that.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort has just had an avocado suite fitted in his bathroom.
He's about to stock the cabinet up with Hai Karate, Denim and Old Spice.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort is embarrassed when lorry drivers start logging in lay-bys.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ever the rebel, Archie has entered has stopped wearing his cardigan to bed.

 

[accountantpete]

Like Zoolander, Uncle Mort cannot turn left.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has an irrational fear of bicycle saddles.

 

[colly]

Rocky has lots of dirty habits.







The nuns say they want them back.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rock was a first-rate flangewarbler at boarding school. I can't tell you what that means though. Not on a public forum.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky was delighted to spot the word "quumf" in his alphabeti spaghetti.