Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

George once went to a seance, but came out walking like John Wayne.
The ghosts kept putting the willies up him.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rockybyebabymountain has just fitted a new trap door, the people in the flat below are furious.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM tried unsuccessfully to get use of the word

'Plop'

Banned in 3 English Counties

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky in 4. I'm catching you up dear boy!!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is a bit puzzled why parents cup their kids ears and pensioners look startled when he goes down the road singing the Ken Dodds hit "Happiness,Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete's cricket supplies business was a non-starter after the bank batted his idea into the long grass.

 

[colly]

3BM started off as IBM

 

[Dayvo]

Not being the greatest of batsman, 3BM had his box battered into oblivion by the bowlers.

He hasn't been to the bowling club since.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly was Golly before the PC got to him.

 

[colly]

Dayvo keeps a secret stash of grumble mags in his saddle bag.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...

It's just Rocky searching for grumble mags.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Is that the trees a rustling or the hinges of the gate or Mr Phoebus ghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate?

 

[Dayvo]

Mamma always told me not to look at The Sun, but mamma, that's where the babes are ...'

3BM's fave comment, that.

He soon went blind after that, and sprouted hairy palms.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Dayvo is more hirsute than a chimpanzee.
He never did finish that game of Jumanji.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P has a hair suit... it's still a surprise when he looks in the mirror.