Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

One more gold star and Mort will be Employee of the Month.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky was taught by Yoda - "Better,he could do" he wrote on his report slip.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP was taught the hard way.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky's upset, the teacher said his picture of a Chinese boat was junk.

 

[colly]

Morts ring is precious.

 

[accountantpete]

colly has some nasty hobbits.

 

[Cheddar George]

Andy Serkis was offered the title role in "Rockymountain the movie" but he turned it down as he felt it was beyond his capabilities as an actor.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar traveled to New Zealand especially to be in one of the films.
After much upheaval and groveling.... mostly groveling, he got a part as one of the Ents.

They made him stand in the corner out of the way and was asked to be quiet... and still... and not to bother anyone.... in fact, just to stand there doing nothing.
He was so good that they told him that they would phone him if there were any more roles for a tree.


He's still waiting

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mad Doug never visits toy train fairs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr Phoebus is about to start building the world's largest remote controlled plane, ironically of a Cessna. His unwitting family know nothing about his plans of yet, but they will do when he takes down the front door and starts to saw it into wing shapes.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When in a cycling group and arriving at a tea room/cafe, Rocky likes to loudly announce,
" We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"
He also threatens that he'll install a f****** jukebox to liven the place up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....building the iceberg from matches may be a little more taxing.

Yes, but it will really be quite striking when it is done!

Kaboom kish!!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort has had all his floors done in laminate flooring just so he can hear his overgrown toenails tap-tap-tap.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Scientists have just discovered an an entirely new element of the Periodic Table within the gasses Mr Phoebus produces.

Suggestions for a name on a postcard please....

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug invented asphyxium.