Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie thinks that malaise is something you put on salads.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky loves to call everybody Adrian.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky has never had brakes fitted to his bikes.
He much prefers using his feet as brakes on the ground to come to a halt.
The 70s with long lasting platform shoes were his favourite era.

 

[colly]

Rocky's hairy chest contains life forms unimagined by even the most outlandish Sci Fi writers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But Archie is a keeper, on his days off......at the Northumberland Undersea Fun World.......he's in charge of the walruses

Rockymountain Colly likes nothing better than to phone up the aforementioned Sea World and ask for a Mr C. Lyons.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug wishes he had a tight seal. As did the members of the crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly had a tight seal, it drank his stash of moonshine.


*club*

 

[colly]

3BM is known as Moonraker in his neck of the woods.

 

[colly]

Colly is known as Odd Job, not because he's a handyman for the local widows but because he's only 3'6" tall.

I know my place.

Rocky is 'upper class' and looks down on the lower orders.

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain wouldn't belong to a club that would have him as a member, but then he is a Country Member

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples ....the darling of Singapore.

 

[Dayvo]

RM likes nothing more than impressing his friends with his variety of party tricks.

His favourite is picking his nose: not so unusual, that, I hear you ask, but he performs the task by his using his big toes.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo still has that childhood habit of sucking on his long hair.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete is much too polite to ask where the toilet is, instead he just holds himself and hops from foot to foot hoping that someone will notice.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky missed the climax of the Paris-Nice race as he was on the naughty step at the time.