Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

There's no substitute for Rocky.... I mean, look at him!

 

[colly]

Archie thinks Jesus plays in goal for the Heaven Eleven................He saw a sign saying ''JESUS SAVES''

 

[TVC]

RM's normal position is right back. Right back in the changing rooms.

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain got his nickname because apart from being huge, more often than not he's stationary

 

[TVC]

RM was second prize at the Hounslow Women's Guild Christmas Raffle. No one has yet come forward to claim him.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC has eaten all the pies, now he's going to start on the cakes.

 

[Archie_tect]

HF's not singing any more....

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky was forever blowing Bubbles until Michael Jackson got an injunction out on him.

 

[Archie_tect]

He's fat, he's round, he's always on the ground, Mr P [Micky Finn, Micky Finn...]

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie's faster than most and he lives by the coast a-ha-ha.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mr P tears his bread into little duck shapes to float on his soup.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

HF had his heart set on calling the restaurant "The Spinning Mushroom". His Mrs wasn't having any of it.
She also ordered that his avatar was to remain static.

 

[Hover Fly]

(If you click on it you get the full spinning glory)

 

[Archie_tect]

MrP's Dublin cafe, "Stuff Yourself", never took off.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

(If you click on it you get the full spinning glory)

Yay! I won't tell her.



Most days, Archie tells his gaffer "I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you... Oooooh, yeeeaaahhhh"