Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is opening up a new charity for homeless bankers called Tax Shelter.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's autobiography 'Sum Guys Have All The Luck' goes on sale in Masson Mills Shopping Village next week. While stocks last.

 

[Dayvo]

Stocks are being made for 3BM's public humiliation later next month.

It was decided that online humiliation was insufficient.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG's latest bodice-ripping best seller has been banned in seventeen languages.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's just ran out of Assos Chamois Cream again. No problem, he'll just use beef dripping in the meantime.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr P can't stomach people talking tripe.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP knows tripe when he sees it.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You are offal, but I like you.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort's more of a Hart to Hart man.

 

[Archie_tect]

MrP would do anything for a kipper.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie once went round Noddy Holder's for a kipper tie. Very refreshing it was too.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort was a member of the "Heaven's Gate" religious cult.
He missed the mass suicide gathering when he forgot to set his alarm clock.

 

[Archie_tect]

Little does MrP know, Mort didn't forget at all....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's Archie's been abusing his bike again. The Police are investigating.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's moments are faster then mine.