Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete's just been online shopping. A poster of Ann Widdecombe and a bottle of Viagra is now on the way.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr Phoebus invented viagra for firming up muscles in other areas of the body. Unfortunately, the trial was not very sucessful as he ended up resembling a hedgehog for about a week afterwards.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

MDB has got a terrible stiff neck. Serves him right for slowly swallowing Viagra without any water.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mr P has a stiff upper lip ..... nobody knows how he got it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has got a terrible stiff neck. Serves him right for slowly swallowing Viagra without any water.

I was going to make some joke about it being deep throat, but I think I wont bother now

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr P has a stiff upper lip ..... nobody knows how he got it.

Cheddar has feathered eye brows. He got them from his Moth-er.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort plucked his eyebrows on the way
then shaved his legs then he was a she.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr P has got tired of his teddy bear Edward so has gone down to Oxfam to give Ed to someone who needs it.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete packed his trunk and said goodbye to the circus,
off he went with a trumpety-trump, trump trump trump.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC hopes to be moved into a new enclosure at the zoo sometime next month.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB is hoping for some closure, after his exposure at the zoo with TVC

 

[colly]

Andy exploits at 'exposure' had to come to a close.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has an Indian cousin, Rockpindar, who is in the army over there.

He is chief bombadier of the Elephant Corps.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker does not know the difference between an elephant and a letter box.




Please do not ask him to post a letter for you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And Rocky just ate the Elephant.