Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

..... Ken?

 

[colly]

Mad Doug cooks sausages on an open fire in the forest.

Ken Wood Chef.

 

[accountantpete]

Maggie Thatcher collected one of colly's doodles thinking it very artistic -until she turned it the right way up and it turned out to be something very crude.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was always getting into trouble at school for his rude drawings. It was cocckadoodle this and cockadoodle that.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB evidently doesn't know what a cockadoodle does.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is about to enlighten me.


.....No, actually... no.... don't.... PLEASE!!

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is aiming to hit the local disco's this weekend hoping to bump into a few wild women having a final fling before the new Granny Tax comes into force.

 

[colly]

ACP has a season ticket to the 'Grab-a-Granny' dance night.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

For Colly it was love at first sight. Unfortunately for him, Dolly just didn't understand. That's cloned sheep for you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As ever, our Rocky's concern is touching................unfortunately in all the wrong places.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's a happy little soldier.

 

[Ludwig]

Archie tect is an ordained leader of a Christain congregation known as Pastor Joke

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Ludwig no longer cuts his bread into soldiers when having a boiled egg.
He blames the MOD spending cuts.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Since watching Donald Pleasence play Blythe 'The Forger' in The Great Escape, Rocky
reuses all his tea bags at least ten times.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky knows a little bit of German: "Gott in Himmel!" and "Donner und Blitzen!"
He was a fan of Commando comic.