Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rapples is currently building his new house at Muckle Flugga. It is in that corrugated iron Nordic style they have up there and he's planning to have a roof made of turf. It is all looking like it'll be a beautiful little house and, of course, it'll be the most northerly house in Britain. On the point about the turf however. The owners of the playing fields in Lerwick have become VERY familiar with him as he has been spending an inordinate amount of time contemplating the relative merits of natural turf against Astro.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky doesn't

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

.... Oh, right, it is just you then is it Rocky?

I see you aren't wearing trainers, so, you can go in.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is no small beer when it comes to how many pints of lager and curry he can consume on a Saturday night.

 

[Andy_R]

Uncle Mort is constantly being pestered by horny Romanians

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy is an avid reader, but he's decided to give the book a rest for an hour or two.

 

[TVC]

You can tell when MDB is reading, his lips are moving.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's a useless ventriloquist....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mocky Rountain, Chat wan sone oay??

 

[Andy_R]

MDB has reverted to his native language

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy's natural habitat is wading in the mud for cockles off Foulness Island with all the other birds

 

[Andy_R]

MDB has been warned by the police about foulness in public places, and must keep his cockles under cover

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy's loves nothing more than a jellied eel down Essex way

 

[Andy_R]

When asked for directions anywhere, MDB's reply is always "The only way is Essex". Poor demented soul.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy's is fluent in Cockney Slang, and delights in confusing his fellow Duhrum... Dhurum.... Durham..... Ites