Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Rocky likes dwarven hats. He has a collection of them in his house in Riften. He never looks up either, just in case the previous poster is careless with their carets.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky doesn't like windmill farms. So far he's dangled a caret from a long stick and hung it in front of Donkey Oatey in an attempt to get him to tilt at them. It hasn't been sucessful so far. He has mentioned Muffins.

 

[Hover Fly]

Numpty often mistakes root veg for printers' marks. Don't eat his stew.

 

[colly]

HF,s wings are made from lead plate.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly makes perfect muffins.

 

[colly]

haha
Andy makes perfect sense.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly loves BBC dramas. His favourite is Sense and Sensibility. He's just waiting for Mr Darcy to sweep him off his feet.

 

[colly]

Andy is a drama queen.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly has been known to make a drama out of a crisis. But he always has his good friend Mr Winner to hand. "Calm down dear...it's only a commercial"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy went to see a Milchael Winner film once. He's never been able to live down the feeling of shame, embarrassment and dirtyness, but it doesn't really matter, because his goldfish, Lola, still loves him.



Actually, the dirtyness was an accident, but, shhhh!! He doesn't want her to know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has been barred from his local beauty spa after his feet kept terrifying the fish, and wouldn't even take a nibble.

 

[Ludwig]

Mad Doug Biker got sacked from the geology department because his work was schist and he wasn't very gneiss to be around

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Ludwig actually looks like his police photofit.

 

[accountantpete]

The going rate as regards the bung needed to secure the ear of Mr P is half a hot-cross bun.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete collects all the drain covers in his area to stop the metal thieves getting their hands on them.