Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P has had chest hair grafted to the soles of his feet and palms of his hands, he's hoping it's a look that will catch on.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM's ears have gone walkabout again.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh's rendition of Friggin' in the Riggin' went down a storm on Britain's Got Talent.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P was Demis Roussos's official beard comber.

He wasn't allowed anywhere near Demis's unofficial beard.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh would never wear a cycling helmet.
He prefers an afro with a whole bottle of hair lacquer.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky drank a bottle of ink, but he's all write though.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has a brass spittoon next to his desk - the cleaner refuses point blank to include it in her schedule.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete takes a size 12 shoe. He'd take an 8 if he cut his toenails.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has a parting on both the left and right which meet in the centre just like the Rocky Mountains

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky hails from Russian nobility and has always had a white pallor - back in school he was known as the Milky Czar Kid.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete is Vaseline Alley Bred.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky shot the sheriff AND the deputy.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When it was dry, rubbery liver day at school dinners, Rocky always used to go back to the counter and say "Please, sir, I want some more."

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P has no end of bother in his holiday house in Rothbury- it's called Haw House after the hawthorne trees in the garden.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The Gonk was originally written for Archie as his theme tune when out riding his bike.