Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

....And they don't let you in unless you are wearing pyjamas.

ACP only shops at Waitrose don't you know.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort's supermarket has tins of Swarfega placed enticingly by the checkouts.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountantpete lives in the land where the jumblies live

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When staying at a hotel, Ludwig once shat the bed, but was too embarrassed to say, so he spent the night flushing the mattress down the toilet.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug, raising standards yet again.

 

[Rapples]

colly flys the flag

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples trousers are usually at half mast.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal?
Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole? Pete.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has three wheels on his wagon - it's a Reliant Robin.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Don't jump off the roof Rocky, you'll make a hole in the decking.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P can't walk under a ladder,
without shouting "Limbo, limbo, limbo like me!"

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's constantly doing wheelies. It makes his front tyres last longer, which makes him happy. *kerching!*

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's still determined to do a wheelie on his tandem.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky loves singing "3 wheels on my wagon" when out on his parsonage incumbent.

 

[Archie_tect]

Morts been shelling peas... his howitzer needs callibration.