Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Most of Archie's home grown vegetables can only be shown on the TV after the watershed.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's watershed leaks.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's UM's been banned from the local Spring Fete, ever since the episode with the prize marrow and the vicar's wife.

 

[Archie_tect]

[She shouldn't've walked in front of the wheel barrow].
Tosh has a comforting bedside manner [so sayeth the vicar's tart].

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a comforting bedside potty.

 

[Archie_tect]

Whoever rammed that potty mould on Rocky needs his head examining.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is president of the Michael Bentine Appreciation Society.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's role model was Eddie The Eagle. He bought the glasses and everything, even living in a mental assylum, but, alas, he couldn't hack the heights.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky was the 3rd Mael brother in Sparks but looked too odd for TV.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is the 3rd Lloyd Webber Brother, but the other 2 are too embarrassed to be seen anywhere near him.... because he looks normal.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker will be attempting the Mark Webber challenge later this year, in Tasmania.

 

[colly]

Speicher has webbed talons.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly has twelve fingers. He has to get his cycling gloves from Norfolk.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus has lots of fingers, all covered in sticky chocolate. He forgot to put the box in the fridge.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When Speicher breaks open her pellets, she always exclaims, "I don't remember eating that?"