Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP just eats the piece of paper and starts again. None of this newfangled Tippex mallarky thankyou very much!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah yes but Rocky, have I made myself clear? The Interweb has nothing to do with spiders!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB, always booted and suited and ready to rock.

 

[colly]

I've just nipped in to pick up some messages but while I am here I thought I would let you know Tosh is wearing pink frillies today. A little bird told me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly asked for said pink frillies, but he knows full well that Thursday is "my" day to have them.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh often buys a box of French Fancies, eats the two yellow ones and throws the rest in the bin.

 

[Ludwig]

RM enjoys spending his evenings writing on the soles of his slippers with a biro

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky wrote up his witness statement on tracing paper. The defending barrister saw straight through it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure. She is said to go down to the cells occasionally and poke him with a sharpened stick to make him dance a jig. "Makes my husband and I senseless with laughter."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh has had lots of ejection crabs on his Concept 2

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky feathers his feet when he's out for a ride

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug gets ill when he feels the swell.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When it is rough out, not even the wind dares get in the way of ACP!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Because of the copious amount of wind Mad Doug generates, nobody dares get in his slipstream when he's out on his bike......

Rocky is so polite that he has to leave the room every time he needs a windypuff.

(query: would flatulence have been a better word?)

Personal Air if you don't mind

 

[accountantpete]

query: would flatulence have been a better word?)

Trouser splitter in MDB's case.